So the second challenge requires that we share our favorite dedications. There’s so many good ones out there. Rick Riordan’s false apology for the cliffhanger and J.K. Rowling’s beautiful commemoration to her readers and C.S. Lewis’s sweet letter to the real Lucy are among the ones I find most inspiring.
But when it comes to favorite dedications, I must confess…I love this one. 
It makes me laugh every time. A dear friend sent it to me, and it is just the perfect dedication, don’t you think?
As for whether I will use such a dedication one day, I’m not sure. Somehow I can hear my mother saying, “Oh, honey…I’m sure you don’t have any enemies.” (She sincerely believes that enemies are just people to learn to love. If I brought my theoretical enemies over, it would go something like this, “Oh, it’s so nice to meet you. Would you like a cup of tea and maybe a cookie? Some banana bread? Maybe a sandwich?”
“Momma…you’re supposed to be giving them the silent treatment.”
“They’re probably hungry, honey. We can give them the silent treatment later. But don’t you think that might hurt their feelings?”
“Momma…”
“Do you know if they have any food allergies? What do they like?”
“They take their tea with tacks and arsenic.”
“No, they don’t. Now,” slipping away from me to stand in front of my enemy. “Do you want anything to eat or drink? If you’re staying for awhile, I’d be glad to make something else if nothing sounds good. What’s your favorite food? And remember if you don’t like it, you don’t have to eat it.”
“Oh,” enemy says, “I wouldn’t –”
“It’s no trouble. Now have a seat, and let me put the kettle on. It’ll just be a minute.” Then off she goes to the kitchen while enemy looks at me with confusion. I follow my mother to the kitchen and she says, “could you find out whether they’re staying for dinner?”
“Momma, I’m trying to be intimidating. These are my enemies.”
“I think you’re very intimidating, sweetheart.” Of course she says this with the most motherly tender smile and then frowns slightly. “I hope I didn’t embarrass you. Oh, honey, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to embarrass you. Do you want me to ask them to leave?”
“No, Momma. Just…don’t hug them when they leave.” )
Anyway, point being, I’m sure that if I were to dedicate a book to my enemies and threaten destruction, my dear mother would probably want to do something to make sure that everything was all right. (Seriously, she’s pretty incredible. She doesn’t have a vindictive bone in her body, so I don’t know how she wound up with me for a daughter, lol. Aside from the biological explanation, of course.)
What about you then? What’s your favorite dedication? What’s a dedication that you’d like to write in one of your future books?
